Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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