All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
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I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
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Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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