The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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