Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
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Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
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I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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