Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
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Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
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I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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