therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
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I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
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Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?