Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.