Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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