just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
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i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
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She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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