I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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