Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
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the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
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I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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