Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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