never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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