And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
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I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
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I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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