I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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