Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
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4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
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well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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