so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?