I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
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she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
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he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!