We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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