My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
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