Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
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he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
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ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
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