i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
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