what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize