Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
There r osticjed everywhere
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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