Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
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