just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
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