Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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