dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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