i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
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he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
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IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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