i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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