This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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