im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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