Buhtt sex?
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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