he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Randomize
