took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
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I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
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Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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