Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
what day is it and did you see me today?
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
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God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I booty called her while she was in labor.
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I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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