Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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