i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
You have to summon your inner elephant
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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