My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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