So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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