i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
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I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
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Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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