To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
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His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
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Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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