Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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