I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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