Soap is not a condiment
I am full of burrito and curiosity
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Randomize
