Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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