just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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