Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
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I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
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I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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