So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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