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my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
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I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
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I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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