You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
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Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
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Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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