guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
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just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
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i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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