drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
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We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
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You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
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