you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
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You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
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Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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