Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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